Okay, so I saw an article in the Independent today with the rather inflamatory headline "Why women really do love self-obsessed psychopaths ( Read more... )

Is there anything better than Germans singing with fake American accents? I posit that there is not.

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If that's not enough to convince you, then, well, I'll just leave this here:

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This is my new favorite thing in the world.

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Well, Moody and I are back from Germany and our whirlwind tour of the Rhine country. We visited some famous winey places like Schloss Johannisberg and Kloster Eberbach, because Mody's all into wine these days and wanted to see wine stuff. Did you know that you can go to a lot of these places and say "Dur, I dunno which wine to buy" and they let ( Read more... )

Moody and I will be leaving to visit relatives overseas tomorrow, so I may not be around much for the next week. So long, suckers, I'll see you in Hell!

Tonight we were hanging out with griffyweaver when I was reminded of a cartoon show I used to watch in my youth called "Omer and the Starchild." As some of you may know, I grew up overseas so my nostalgic childhood memories consist of weird foreign children's shows like "The Fruities" and "Es war einmal die Koerper." Anyway, when I was in high school, I ( Read more... )

More horse-coddling from those bleeding-heart horsehuggers:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/06/22/dont_eat_horses/

>:C

http://www.bvnewswire.com/2009/05/05/ida-ljungqvist-hugh-hefners-first- ( Read more... )

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OH GOD, THAT GIRL IN THE GLASSES IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOO CUTE!! ^___^

At about 0:50 she adjusts her glasses! ^____________________________________________^

I'm also digging the lead's little pink shorts. That is why I would dress if I worked out, except that I don't because I am a fat sack of shit.

We just watched "Hot Fuzz." It was good, but it probably would have been better if I could have understood a single fucking word they said in it. Jesus Christ, these goddamn Brits are always soooo smug about their education system and how their kids can find their own country on a map and shit but at least we teach our kids to FUCKING ENUNCIATE. ( Read more... )